You are what you...wear?

After six years of wearing what I wear at the company I work, I've been informed I need to dress more appropriately for work...

I'm not sure what that is...I guess I'm not GAP or LL Bean or frumpy enough?

Did someone complain, or is my boss just being preemptive, knowing she has a new boss coming in?

Or, I just work with jealous, flat-chested haters...

...now I must go. I apparently need to find long skirts, turtlenecks, and anything else I can wear to cover up my individuality in the workplace.